Final Fantasy VII Stuff

Final Fantasy VII... sorely overrated, but fun to mock.



*laughs maniacally* I am insane!

Aeris: O_O *summons Holy*

What the?! I thought you were dead?

Aeris: Oh. Yeah. *disappears*

Sephiroth: Mwehehehe. *burns everything*

Oh, shit! It's Sephiroth! Mommy! Help!

Cloud: *zooms up on motorbike and runs over Sephiroth* I am the mighty Cloud, ruler of the world. Wait... how come I don't remember becoming ruler of the world? *clutches head and falls off bike* Nooooooo!

...

Cloud: I am... King... Cloud... I must be... *angsts pointlessly*

Tifa: Cloud? Cloud!

Cloud: Ti...fa... hey, I can angst! *angsts* I won an Emmy for angsting!

Tifa: Um, Cloud, you never won an Emmy...

Cloud: O_O Wahhh! ;_;

*Tifa takes Cloud back to the Shera 2, where Cid and Barret are for no reason at all. Vincent, Nanaki and Yuffie are missing. Cait Sith... was destroyed. Mysteriously.*

*boom*

Cid: What happen?

Barret: Somebody set us up the bomb.

Cloud: We get signal.

Cid: What!

Cloud: Main screen turn on.

(Tifa turns on a TV.)

Yuffie: All your materia are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Cid: It's you!

Yuffie: How are you gentlemen!

Tifa: I'm not a gentleman!

Yuffie: Oh... uh... you have no chance to survive, make your time!

Cloud: Did you know I modified the PHS to tell me anybody's location?

Yuffie: Hell! *runs*

Barret: &^(£@>#!

Cid: ... What the fuck?

Cloud: Tifa, I'm scared. ;_; The voices in my head are laughing at me. ;_;

Tifa: There, there *pats Cloud on the head*

Cait Sith: *appears* Hi! I'm the new model, Cait Sith number 20!

Tifa/Cid/Cloud/Barret: NO!!!

Tifa: How did you get on?!

Cait Sith: Parachute.

Cloud: Cait Sith... is... evil... *starts laughing maniacally* I AM YOUR FATHER!

Tifa: ... I think I'd better get him to a hospital.

Cloud: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Barret: Shaddup, fool! *hits Cloud*

... *is hit by Holy* .... Holy shit, why does that thing take so damn long to hit anyway?