Sonic rant

Sega and Sonic Team are simply pathetic now, what with ruining the game franchise. Sonic is utterly and completely ruined and they don't seem to be capable of making decent games anymore. Next-gen was more like a very bad fanfic. Sheesh. A 14 year old fanfic writer could have done better. And that romance subplot with Sonic and a human? Lame. Shadow has also become increasingly pathetic, being some kind of pathetic emo using GUNS. His spin off game was pure tripe.

I guess storyline isn't important anymore. They still haven't fixed the damn camera angles and even Next-Gen has sloppy controls apparently. x_x Can't they even try to make a decent game? Secret Rings isn't much of an improvement and is also quite hard. *sigh* Are they trying to make their games impossible to play?

I think the characters are steadily being warped. There's a noticeable change with Amy. Poo... she's becoming violent and stuff. WHY?! What is wrong with you, Sonic Team?

I bet in five years, they make a game like this:



Shadow: MARIA!!! *attempts suicide and fails*
Amy: SONIC! MARRY ME!!!
Sonic: *is too busy screwing prostitutes. Human prostitutes*
Cream the Rabbit: Who am I again?
Chaotix: LOL. We are pathetic. Especially Charmy. Please shoot us. Well, except Espio. He's okay.
Amy: I... see... blood! *grabs a chainsaw* Sonic! I'll make you marry me!
Tails: Machines! Planes! Stuff! Follow Sonic! Wait... that's normal.
Knuckles: Master Emerald? Whatever is a Master Emerald?
Rouge: Damn it! My huge breasts are getting in the way! I can't pick up this huge freaking emerald!
Shadow: VROOM VROOM! HELL YEAH, BABY! *drives, runs people over and shoots random moving objects*
New Character: Look, I'm completely useless and stuff!
New Character 2: I look like a lame fan character!
New Character 3: I am yet another hedgehog! How awesome is that?
Cream: OMG NOES. ROBOTS. HIT THEM, CHEESE.
Cheese: ... *runs away*
Tails: Why don't I do anything anymore?! I'm tired of just being Sonic's sidekick!
Eggman: Then join me, Tails. Come to the dark side.
Tails: Okay! *joins dark side*
Sonic: Dayum. Humans are so hot and stuff. Especially this human. What's her name? Mary Sue?
Mary Sue: Beastiality is hot! *posts porn on Myspace with blog note "I SCREW HEDGEHOGS. FOR REAL."*
Shadow: MARIAAAAAAAAAA!!! ... This is who I am! *shoots self in head*
Amy: *is violently beating Mary Sue to death and eyes are glowing red*
Sonic: *yawns* Okay, where's the really bad plot?
Eggman: Hello, Sonic! Check dis shit out!
Evil Tails: Sonic... I am your old pal!
Sonic: ... Really? *squints* I think I remember... Ray the Flying Squirrel?
Evil Tails: ... You've done it now, Sonic! Prepare to die!
Amy: MARRY MEEEEEEEEE!!!
Eggman: Mwa ha ha ha!
Knuckles: This is boring shit. *turns off console*

... >_> Bitter? Me? Of course not!