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The Dark Brotherhood?
Jan. 15th, 2008 10:39 pmSo, uh, Bioware is working on an awesome Sonic RPG. It will be awesome because it is Bioware making it. If it was Sonic Team, I wouldn't give a damn about it because Sonic Team sucks and makes shitty games and doesn't care if their games are good or not anymore.
It's got a title now and stuff. According to the storyline, Knuckles gets kidnapped by Marauders. I totally did not think of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. >_> Oh, yeah, the "Marauders" are an anthro wolf, rat, dog and stag! ^_^ And the Dark Brotherhood is an evil cult who worships Harry Potter and makes sacrifices to J.K-
Where were we? Oh. Sonic. Of course. Whoops.
And, uh, there's supposed to be some twist in Sonic and Eggman's past or something. o_O Whatever that means. And I'm totally not being a nutcase and thinking
Eggman: SONIC I AM YER FAJA.
Sonic: Whut? How?
Eggman: IT'S TR00. I AM REALLY AN OVERSIZED HEDGEHOG WEARING A MAN SUIT
... Forget it. I suck at humour right now. But, hey, there's even a new character. Some girl named Shade. Very original. She probably can't be as useless as the latest new character Marine, but Marine doesn't matter since she lives in Blaze's world so with luck, we'll never see her again. But I don't care about Sonic Team games...
Well, whatever that twist is, it's bound to be better than Sega of Europe's crack addict shit. >_> *shudders*
It's got a title now and stuff. According to the storyline, Knuckles gets kidnapped by Marauders. I totally did not think of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. >_> Oh, yeah, the "Marauders" are an anthro wolf, rat, dog and stag! ^_^ And the Dark Brotherhood is an evil cult who worships Harry Potter and makes sacrifices to J.K-
Where were we? Oh. Sonic. Of course. Whoops.
And, uh, there's supposed to be some twist in Sonic and Eggman's past or something. o_O Whatever that means. And I'm totally not being a nutcase and thinking
Eggman: SONIC I AM YER FAJA.
Sonic: Whut? How?
Eggman: IT'S TR00. I AM REALLY AN OVERSIZED HEDGEHOG WEARING A MAN SUIT
... Forget it. I suck at humour right now. But, hey, there's even a new character. Some girl named Shade. Very original. She probably can't be as useless as the latest new character Marine, but Marine doesn't matter since she lives in Blaze's world so with luck, we'll never see her again. But I don't care about Sonic Team games...
Well, whatever that twist is, it's bound to be better than Sega of Europe's crack addict shit. >_> *shudders*
