Barboach and Shroomish

Uh... I'm bored and want to post random crap. Random crap is fun.

There are two guys in Sootopolis City who both want to see big Pokémon. And not just any Pokémon. o_o Nope.

One guy wants to see big Shroomish.

The other guy wants to see big Barboach.

Seriously, that is just frightening. I mean, Barboach kind of resembles a wang, in that it's phallic (We can't possibly have too many phallic Pokémon, nope!) plus... uh... well, its Diamond Pokédex entry speaks for itself.

Diamond: It coats its entire body with a slimy fluid so it can squirm and slip away if grabbed.

That, compared with its shape, makes my brain explode. >_>

And Shroomish is a boob. Well, it looks like it anyway.

Good grief, Game Freak, what were you thinking? D= And Palkia... man. I'm not sure if that was an accident or not. The shape of the head, the lenght of the neck and the round shoulders positioned right there seem a little suspicious.

Game Freak is corrupting childrens' innocence, zomg. [/sarcasm]

Meh, innocence is for the weak. ^_^

Final Fantasy X

Whee, I'm leaving tomorrow and arriving in Barbados on Wednesday. I can't wait to experience the joys of warm weather. Oh yeah, and playing FFX. Except making Yuna an insane killing machine has kind of left me without much to do and I don't feel like collecting the crests. x_x Or was it sigils? Whichever ones are a frigging pain in the ass to obtain anyway. So, basically, all I can do is move around the characters' sphere grids even more and beat the game over and over.

Yuna makes Braska's Final Aeon look about as tough as a newborn baby. Pfft.

FFX is such a fun game really and has a nice story. The cast... is quite mixed.

Tidus is a whinging crybaby at first (though, yeah, the crybaby thing was his personality kinda) and his voice gets on my nerves. x_x He looks kinda like Meg Ryan when she had the short, blonde hair XD It's funny. I even wrote a fic about Tidus being Meg Ryan. XD

Yuna... I typed Yuan at first. o_0 Anyway, Yuna is awesome because she can go from a weak attacker to an insane killing machine. Then again, that's probably true for the whole cast what with the sphere grid. I don't like how in FFX-2 Yuna became a hooker. D= At least she looks like one with those stupid clothes. And WTF is up with that damn plait at the back of her head?

FFX-2 sucked hairy monkey balls. D=

I like Rikku, in FFX anyway. She was spunky and cool. But in FFX-2... wow. She looks even more like a hooker than Yuna does. Would it kill her to actually try wearing some clothes? I bet when she's not hanging out with the Gullwings, she's lurking on street corners with a billboard around her neck saying '10 gil' >_>

Lulu loves belts. She really loves belts. I bet she has a closet full of belts, and I'm glad she kept her outfit in FFX-2 and didn't end up wearing nothing save for belts across her breasts and crotch. >_> *shudder* Goddamn. The character designer for FFX-2 should be taken out back and shot. Or was it Nomura as usual? Whoever it was is a sexist pervert who thinks women only exist to be sex objects or something. Ugh.

I don't like Kimahri. Kimahri is lame. I never use him.

Wakka is okay. Not much to say about Wakka really.

Auron is badass. That is all.

Did I cover everyone? Think so. I do like this game, but the sequel was TERRIBLE. It quite simply should never have been made. It was pathetic and not worthy of being a sequel to the great FFX. FFX-2 was a disgrace to FFX.

Brother crushing on Yuna? What the hell? -_- They are biological cousins for goodness sake... did the writers or whoever forget that Yuna's mom was Cid's sister?! Maybe they did it on purpose because they liked the idea of a shitty game with almost naked girls dancing around, an incestuous Al Bhed and a severe lack of plot. Yeesh.

EDIT: Looking at my last post about FFX, I apparently repeated myself a lot. Whatever. I don't care.