Barboach and Shroomish
Jan. 5th, 2009 02:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yunaffieUh... I'm bored and want to post random crap. Random crap is fun.
There are two guys in Sootopolis City who both want to see big Pokémon. And not just any Pokémon. o_o Nope.
One guy wants to see big Shroomish.
The other guy wants to see big Barboach.
Seriously, that is just frightening. I mean, Barboach kind of resembles a wang, in that it's phallic (We can't possibly have too many phallic Pokémon, nope!) plus... uh... well, its Diamond Pokédex entry speaks for itself.
Diamond: It coats its entire body with a slimy fluid so it can squirm and slip away if grabbed.
That, compared with its shape, makes my brain explode. >_>
And Shroomish is a boob. Well, it looks like it anyway.
Good grief, Game Freak, what were you thinking? D= And Palkia... man. I'm not sure if that was an accident or not. The shape of the head, the lenght of the neck and the round shoulders positioned right there seem a little suspicious.
Game Freak is corrupting childrens' innocence, zomg. [/sarcasm]
Meh, innocence is for the weak. ^_^
There are two guys in Sootopolis City who both want to see big Pokémon. And not just any Pokémon. o_o Nope.
One guy wants to see big Shroomish.
The other guy wants to see big Barboach.
Seriously, that is just frightening. I mean, Barboach kind of resembles a wang, in that it's phallic (We can't possibly have too many phallic Pokémon, nope!) plus... uh... well, its Diamond Pokédex entry speaks for itself.
Diamond: It coats its entire body with a slimy fluid so it can squirm and slip away if grabbed.
That, compared with its shape, makes my brain explode. >_>
And Shroomish is a boob. Well, it looks like it anyway.
Good grief, Game Freak, what were you thinking? D= And Palkia... man. I'm not sure if that was an accident or not. The shape of the head, the lenght of the neck and the round shoulders positioned right there seem a little suspicious.
Game Freak is corrupting childrens' innocence, zomg. [/sarcasm]
Meh, innocence is for the weak. ^_^
