Game!Oak is a loser
Feb. 3rd, 2009 12:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yunaffieProfessor Oak (in the games) is an annoying bastard. >/ He really, really is. Why? Because he sends out his aides all over Kanto, just waiting for you to come along and announce that Professor Oak has an item he would like the aide to give you. The catch is, you have to have caught fifty bazillion Pokémon before you can have it! Haven't caught fifty bazillion Pokémon yet? Sorry, can't have it yet then, you'd better just go out and catch 'em all!
Where's the 'hold the knife to the aide's throat and hiss "Give me the damn item, motherfucker, otherwise I'm going to slit your throat" until he pees his pants and gives you the item' option? Because I'd sure like to do that instead of slaving myself off wandering through grass for Pokémon I haven't yet seen/caught, beating them up and catching them just so that I can get a farking item.
Or, even better, I'll kidnap Green and tie him up and tape myself holding a gun to his head and saying "Do you want your grandson safe and alive, Professor Oak? Then tell your aides to just give me the goddamn items or he dies." then send it to Oak. Though, he's probably forgotten he even has a grandson... I swear he's senile. Who the hell forgets the name of their grandchild whom they live with?
Seriously.
I seem to find the games boring these days... yeah, every generation. I've barely even got through Crystal. >_> Well, ok, the D/P games aren't bad. I'm just too lazy to go hunt down Cyrus and kick his ass in Diamond. Walking to Spear Pillar isn't too fun. D=
Maybe it's because I've played Generation 4 that the previous generations seem... not as good? o.o They kinda frustrate and bore me sometimes.
Where's the 'hold the knife to the aide's throat and hiss "Give me the damn item, motherfucker, otherwise I'm going to slit your throat" until he pees his pants and gives you the item' option? Because I'd sure like to do that instead of slaving myself off wandering through grass for Pokémon I haven't yet seen/caught, beating them up and catching them just so that I can get a farking item.
Or, even better, I'll kidnap Green and tie him up and tape myself holding a gun to his head and saying "Do you want your grandson safe and alive, Professor Oak? Then tell your aides to just give me the goddamn items or he dies." then send it to Oak. Though, he's probably forgotten he even has a grandson... I swear he's senile. Who the hell forgets the name of their grandchild whom they live with?
Seriously.
I seem to find the games boring these days... yeah, every generation. I've barely even got through Crystal. >_> Well, ok, the D/P games aren't bad. I'm just too lazy to go hunt down Cyrus and kick his ass in Diamond. Walking to Spear Pillar isn't too fun. D=
Maybe it's because I've played Generation 4 that the previous generations seem... not as good? o.o They kinda frustrate and bore me sometimes.
